This Was Supposed to be OUR WEEK

Hurricane Sandy was a real vindictive tramp to the eastern seaboard. Home girl wrecked shop, flooded and destroyed everything in her path, it was a nightmare. Months later, people are still rebuilding and recovering from Sandy’s cruel impression of Angela … Continue reading

Fleet Week 2012: Top O’ The Skank Heap

Today is the beginning of FLEET WEEK 2012 in New York City! A week-long orgy of patriotism, sailors and drunken makeouts, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: FLEET WEEK IS LIKE CHRISTMAS FOR SLUTS LIKE US! It’s a time … Continue reading

Things that Exist: Paula Deen Butter Lip Balm.

Paula Deen is the Queen of Cholesterol and the First Lady of Lard. Paula cooks like we all WISH our Memaws cooked. To say her billions come from butter is a fair statement. Deen is single-handedly responsible for 40% of the pounds gained … Continue reading

Free Donut = Tip o’ the Stetson!

I’m sorry my dear readers, I’m about to BRAG about something that not all of you have access to, SHIPLEY DONUTS!  Are there better donuts out there? I’m sure. But these are MY favorite and have been since I … Continue reading