Field Trip Mom (Alternate Title: Hell is Real)

2 Days a week Angry Baby goes to pre-school. She’s been going for a little over a year, and really enjoys it.¬†Tuesday, her class took a field trip to the local Pumpkin Patch. Because the universe has a great sense … Continue reading

Grandma Gets Drunk on a School Field Trip in Florida, World Not Surprised

When one hears the word grandparent, images of ol’¬†saints in fluffy sweaters, popping Werther’s and doting on grandchildren, often comes to mind. But you know what doesn’t? A busted and wasted old crone with a mouth like a sailor, terrifying … Continue reading