The Perfect Song to Teach Your Nana This Thanksgiving

The Official Holiday season kicks off Thursday with Thanksgiving. Ah Thanksgiving! The time of the year you’re held captive by a bunch of weirdos who insist on cramming horribly crafted foodstuffs down your throat. Sure, they may be “family,” but … Continue reading

Diane Sawyer is My Homegirl

Election night, I was instructed by a friend to watch ABC’s coverage, her directive was simple: “Turn to ABC, Diane Sawyer is drunk as a skunk.” I obliged and am SO glad I did! America was treated to the sassy and sizzlin’ … Continue reading

2013 Will Be The Year Of The Cage

For those of you new to this clap-trap hobo parlor of a website, let me bring you up to speed on a little fact about yours truly. Actually, it’s about my Dad. He’s a no-nonsense fellow with a very dry … Continue reading

Ain’t Nothin’ But a Roy G Biv Thang, Baby

Might as well mark it zero in the productivity column today, because I’m about to introduce you to your NEXT GREAT HOBBY/ Internet obsession. Bun B is a southern rap mogul with a heart of gold. He’s 1/2 of the rap … Continue reading

Post By Mad Dad: Explaining to People Why I Don’t Have Cable

Explaining to people why I don’t have cable If I knew not having cable television would cause me such grief, I’d probably just go ahead and subscribe … or lie. Lately, nothing has caused more heads to turn or jaws … Continue reading

The Timberlake Appreciation Society Presents: Noooooooooooo!

Ladies and Fancy Gentlemen, it is with a heavy heart and soul full o’ sorrow that I call the latest meeting of the Timberlake Appreciation Society. As the internet’s leading group of Justin Timberlake admirers, I speak for everyone when … Continue reading

Honey Boo Boo as Read by Christopher Walken

There are two types of people in this world: 1.Those who know who “Honey Boo Boo Child” is. and 2. Those who pretend to not know who “Honey Boo Boo Child” is. Any way you scrape the bottom of the … Continue reading

Come On Down! (To My Lap!)

The Price is Right is a daytime television cultural staple for anyone who has ever: retired, stayed home sick, been on Summer break, or played hooky from work. Show me an unwashed slugabed, and I’ll show you a Price as Right superfan. Unfortunately, a few … Continue reading

Rest in Peace, Jerry Nelson

Legendary Muppeteer Jerry Nelson passed away at the age of 78. Jerry worked with Jim Henson on a variety of projects and voiced famous Muppets such as Robin the frog, Lew Zealand, Camilla the Chicken, and Floyd Pepper. But Nelson is most … Continue reading

Always Forget

Behold! the most depressing/fascinating infographic ever… xkcd has really brought home the mind f*ck with this little ditty he doodled up. It’s notable/stupid events projected to when the majority of Americans will be too young to remember said event, it’s simply titled: “Forget.” To quote little Sigmund … Continue reading