Monkey See, Monkey Snore

While most of the time spent here on this ship of fools is devoted to: elaborate fart jokes, cheap leering, junk food and whoopie¬†cushions, we must never lose sight that this was and will always be my personal blog. As … Continue reading

If You Laugh at Only One Chubby Kid Today…

It’s a good thing I never had a Bat Mitzvah. Because if I had, there would be an embarrassing video of me dancing/singing to whatever awful 1990’s trash I was into at the time. Luckily in 1992, Shaun Sperling had … Continue reading

It’s Official: Alcohol Makes You Smarter!

Last month, for those of you sober enough to remember it, I introduced you to the University of Wisconsin Study that found daydreaming made you smarter through enhancing your “Working Memory Capacity.” Well, guess what babies, there’s a NEW study … Continue reading

To Protect And Service (Himself)

Cops. You either love, fear or have a general disdain for them. Sure, they risk their lives for citizens like you and me daily, but let’s face it, some of them are real dicks. Which is why this next story … Continue reading

Tiny Tot’s Top Toys! (C’mon all our titles can’t be winners.)

I find myself floored at how much baby gear we thought we needed that ended up being useless.¬† I could go on and on about the scams and snake-oils peddled by Babies r’ Us and the like, and I will…but … Continue reading