Hellf on the Shelf (Elves Gone Wild)

It’s been almost two months since I last filled you in on the rolling horror-show that has been 2014. For those of you Johnny-Come-Latelys too stoned from gas huffing, let me be clear, as far as my family is concerned, 2014 can … Continue reading

Hot Mess off the Shelf (Alternate title: ELVES GONE WILD!!!)

Angry Baby is becoming more human (less baby) every day. Last Christmas, she was 2.5 months old and a furious little meatball. This year? She doesn’t understand the concept, but she’s down. Be it “singing” along (aka atonal groans) during … Continue reading