Greatest Pizza Jingle, Ever

Might as well fire all of the actors hoofing it on the great white way (aka Broadway.) While you’re at it, go ahead and pink slip all the SAG card carriers too. Why? Because every actor in the world looks like … Continue reading

The Oscars have lost all hope.

Did you hear the wonderful news? Of course you have, I’ve been doing battle all morning! Eddie Murphy is going to host the Academy Awards this time around. For those of you unaware, Eddie Murphy is a dude our parents … Continue reading

Morning’s almost over, and YOU haven’t partied enuff…

    Man-o-man what a difference a good night’s sleep makes. I feel fit as a fiddle, good as new and on toppa the world. Of course, it’s a thin veneer of energy that is wearing away by the moment. You … Continue reading