More Plot Twists Than Dynasty

Shimmy into your finest evening gown, or put on a Botany 500 Suit and meet me on the terrace for elaborately choreographed cat brawls and classy slapfights. I’m back with some juicy new developments that are sure to spawn hours of content and … Continue reading

Sylvester Stallone vs Bruce Willis: The Catfight The World Has Been Waiting For

Sylvester Stallone is an action idol from the 1980’s-90’s. While he’s the king of weird veiny arms and “riding something until the wheels fall off,” you’ve gotta admit the meathead knows a thing or two about being awesome. Afterall, this man was John F*cking Rambo, … Continue reading