Ship Of Fools

I created grouchymuffin as a venue to discuss and document life with Angry Baby, the meanest infant ever sprung from the loins of a she-bear. As the site took off, I learned a stone cold hard fact about the internet, (particularly grouchymuffin’s readers,) you’re all … Continue reading

Tell Mom She’s a Drunk in One Cliche Gift

Sunday is Mother’s Day, the one day of the year we thank the Jackals that gave birth to us. While most of the year you ungrateful brats give your mom nothing more than gum smacks and eye-rolls, Mother’s Day is the time when we actually … Continue reading

Celebrities Are Just Like Us, The Reese Witherspoon Edition

You’ll have to forgive me, all these years I’ve not been giving Reese Witherspoon her due.  Thanks to adorable film roles and knockout red carpet moments, I just assumed I would have stolen Reese’s lunch money if we were in high … Continue reading

Taylor Swift Goes After Tina Fey and Amy Poehler (Get the Vaseline and Hold My Weave)

Ever seen two chicks fight in a High School Cafeteria? The spectacle is part sad, part thrilling, with often a little hot thrown in. It’s quite a sight to behold. The gal who starts the fisticuffs takes off all her jewelry and … Continue reading

Drunks, Make Sure To Avoid Flying Icelandair

Welp, cancel my Brennivin binge drinking expedition with Bjork in Reykjavik (the capital of Iceland.) Iceland’s Airline, Icelandair has no patience for drunken shenanigans. The internets came forth with comedy gold this fine Friday, but unfortunately…the haha’s are at the expense of … Continue reading

Here’s A Bunch of People That Will Make You Feel Better

You’ll have to forgive me, I’m very bitter today. THE WONDERFUL HOLIDAYS ARE OVER. It’s back to a soul-crushing, daily routine and quite frankly, yours truly is hostile about it. Thankfully, the Daily Mail, a juicy little paper from across the pond, hooked me up … Continue reading

The Worst Thing to Happen to Thanksgiving Since The Pilgrims

One of my greatest joys as a foolery slinger is I have a vast array of readers and fellow time-wasting enthusiasts who are always on the lookout for things that I should share with you. Do I always use people’s … Continue reading

This Makes Me Want a Pair of Crocs

I have to go purchase some Crocs. When I scraped myself from the bedsheets this morning, the last thing in this wretched world I expected was this. But here I am, ready to strap on a pair of the monstrosities. You see, … Continue reading

There Went My Plans For the Weekend

If you’re looking to get drunk and have a slow rollin’ good time on a stolen Wal-Mart scooter, you’d best stay the hail away from Houma, Louisiana. There’s a great chance you’ll end up in jail. Upstanding citizen and party animal … Continue reading

What a Weekend

To say my weekend was incredible, is an understatement. Last week was poop, I’m not gonna lie, I needed a good one. We kicked it off with Lover Fo’ Life’s Birthday extravaganza at Fogo de Chao, and ended our Friday … Continue reading