Sunday is Mother’s Day, the one day of the year we thank the Jackals that gave birth to us. While most of the year you ungrateful brats give your mom nothing more than gum smacks and eye-rolls, Mother’s Day is the time when we actually … Continue reading
You’ll have to forgive me, all these years I’ve not been giving Reese Witherspoon her due. Thanks to adorable film roles and knockout red carpet moments, I just assumed I would have stolen Reese’s lunch money if we were in high … Continue reading
Ever seen two chicks fight in a High School Cafeteria? The spectacle is part sad, part thrilling, with often a little hot thrown in. It’s quite a sight to behold. The gal who starts the fisticuffs takes off all her jewelry and … Continue reading
Welp, cancel my Brennivin binge drinking expedition with Bjork in Reykjavik (the capital of Iceland.) Iceland’s Airline, Icelandair has no patience for drunken shenanigans. The internets came forth with comedy gold this fine Friday, but unfortunately…the haha’s are at the expense of … Continue reading
You’ll have to forgive me, I’m very bitter today. THE WONDERFUL HOLIDAYS ARE OVER. It’s back to a soul-crushing, daily routine and quite frankly, yours truly is hostile about it. Thankfully, the Daily Mail, a juicy little paper from across the pond, hooked me up … Continue reading
One of my greatest joys as a foolery slinger is I have a vast array of readers and fellow time-wasting enthusiasts who are always on the lookout for things that I should share with you. Do I always use people’s … Continue reading
I have to go purchase some Crocs. When I scraped myself from the bedsheets this morning, the last thing in this wretched world I expected was this. But here I am, ready to strap on a pair of the monstrosities. You see, … Continue reading
If you’re looking to get drunk and have a slow rollin’ good time on a stolen Wal-Mart scooter, you’d best stay the hail away from Houma, Louisiana. There’s a great chance you’ll end up in jail. Upstanding citizen and party animal … Continue reading
To say my weekend was incredible, is an understatement. Last week was poop, I’m not gonna lie, I needed a good one. We kicked it off with Lover Fo’ Life’s Birthday extravaganza at Fogo de Chao, and ended our Friday … Continue reading
This post was originally titled: “Wheel of Hate.” It was going to be all about how Wheel of Fortune’s Pat Sajak and Vanna White hate each other culminating in my findings from a special 4 month-long internet quest to find proof that Pat and Vanna wish the … Continue reading
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