Monkey See, Monkey Snore

While most of the time spent here on this ship of fools is devoted to: elaborate fart jokes, cheap leering, junk food and whoopie¬†cushions, we must never lose sight that this was and will always be my personal blog. As … Continue reading

If I could give you only one present…

Let me be the first to wish you a very Happy Thanksgiving Monday!¬†This week I’ll be packing it up and writing from the family ranch, 5 hours north of Angry Baby Manor (Texas is a big state, Y’ALL!.) But not … Continue reading