Afterschool Special: No Mother In Law Jokes, Please

Hi, my name is the Crib Keeper. You may remember me from previous writings and long-winded fart jokes that have appeared on this very website. I’ve been absent from our realm of the absurd for a few days, but I … Continue reading

Please Let This Be Fake: The Bacon Coffin

Let me first begin this post with some clarification: Bacon is delicious and essentially, “meat candy.” With pork-laden delights such as bacon it’s no wonder people skip keeping kosher. But just because bacon rules doesn’t mean every nitwit on the … Continue reading