Happy Shark Week! (It’s Like Christmas, Hanukkah and Arbor Day For Our People)

Happy Shark Week, you ol’ salty sluts. It’s the most wonderful time of the year, and I for one can’t wait for the Discovery Channel to trot out the old same shark shows, and reward us with some NEW SHARK-RELATED … Continue reading

“Hate Watching” the Academy Awards

For those of you who don’t know, “Hate Watching,” means you tune into a movie, event, concert or television show with the sole goal of displeasure. Inevitably, the joy you get from ridiculing the thing you hate most, provides enough … Continue reading

Man in Golden Shirt is a Solid Gold Dream

Gold Diggers of the world, pack your bags and grab a flight to India, your GOLDEN TICKET to a life of gold-dipped dreams and luxury awaits. Say hello to Datta Phuge, or as I call him, Datta Wallet B-huge! Mr. Phuge, the most busted distinguished looking 32-year-old in … Continue reading

Planet Bling (Sorry, it was just too easy.)

A group of American,  Australian, British, German and  Italian  Scientists have discovered a planet that is all diamonds. In the interest of science, I researched this piece of scientific news (for your benefit of course, because I’m a giver.) You’d be not-that-shocked … Continue reading