Jersey Woman Beaten Up By Miami Prostitutes Who Thought She Was Fresh Meat

Attention all grouchymuffin readers, particularly my fellow skanks, sluts, ho-bags, low-down tramps, and hoochies: STAY OUT OF MIAMI!!!! A New Jersey Socialite (lolz at THAT oxymoron) was brutally attacked and beaten by a bevy of Miami Call-girls because they mistook her beautiful femininity … Continue reading

The Lucky Turkey Joke Stand Forever

Reader ABAuntie won our latest caption this contest, and as you know by now, the prize for winning is simple: I write a post based solely on a topic she gave me. Upon learning of her win, she messaged me last … Continue reading