Pour Some (Fermented) Sugar on Me

Outrageously Flavored Vodka, booze-soaked tampons and the freedom flask. All of these bizarre alcohol stories have been covered on our clap-trap hobo parlor of a website. But today, I come to you with a spirited tale of a new spirit that just might … Continue reading

Post on Request: Thoughts on the current state of TV.

For those of you living under a rock, last Friday I unveiled our 2nd Caption this contest. After a ton of comedic gems dropped on the comments section, reader Mark was judged to be the winner. The prize? A post on … Continue reading

Extreme Yawn: Lindsay to whip out her cans for Playboy.

Poor Hugh Hefner, bless his senile heart. Seems Hef and his magazine, Playboy have offered Lindsay Lohan a little under 1 million to shuck her clothes and show the world what we don’t wanna see her birthday suit. Of course because Playboy and … Continue reading

My personal 5-point plan for Success

As previously mentioned, Lover fo’ Life is away on business for the rest of the week. This is the first post-baby trip he’s taken away from Angry Baby (and me)since she was born. I’m not too worried about solo babywrangling  this week, but … Continue reading