2013 Will Be The Year Of The Cage

For those of you new to this clap-trap hobo parlor of a website, let me bring you up to speed on a little fact about yours truly. Actually, it’s about my Dad. He’s a no-nonsense fellow with a very dry … Continue reading

Ain’t Nothin’ But a Roy G Biv Thang, Baby

Might as well mark it zero in the productivity column today, because I’m about to introduce you to your NEXT GREAT HOBBY/ Internet obsession. Bun B is a southern rap mogul with a heart of gold. He’s 1/2 of the rap … Continue reading

Honey Boo Boo as Read by Christopher Walken

There are two types of people in this world: 1.Those who know who “Honey Boo Boo Child” is. and 2. Those who pretend to not know who “Honey Boo Boo Child” is. Any way you scrape the bottom of the … Continue reading

I’m a Sucker for Terrible Tattoos

As a life-long hedonist, there are many things in this world that bring me joy and unbridled pleasure. But few things match the happiness that laughing at horrible tattoos gives me. Case in point, I used to live next door … Continue reading

Signs Of The Endtimes: Guy Fieri and Smashmouth Collaborate

Do you remember that band from the late 90’s/ Early 00’s, who had the fat “party dude” lead singer? I’m sorry, I’ll be more specific… ‘Memba, Smashmouth? Liars. Of course you do. I mean who here will ever be able to scour … Continue reading

If You’ve Ever Watched NBC’s the Office, I’m About to Blow Your Mind

Like many folks out there, I’ve casually been a fan of NBC’s The Office off and on for years. One of my favorite characters is Phyllis Lapin Vance, the mild-mannered sex kitten with a penchant for taking her co-worker’s abuse. She’s a solid … Continue reading

Fred Willard Arrested For “Pulling A Pee Wee”

As a massive Christopher Guest Fan, and a lover of fine character actors, Fred Willard is a household name to me. Though I imagine some of you reading this post have no clue who he is, I can assure you, you’ve … Continue reading

Bret’s Career Has Gone to the Dogs

Bret Michaels is many things in this world, songwriter, father, wearer of terrible wigs, brain-injury survivor, walking STD petri dish, and now you can add: Pet Clothing Entrepreneur to the list. Bret has started a line of pet wear called, “Pets … Continue reading

Wham! is Reuniting, Yes THAT Wham

Did you hear that? It’s the sound of nut-hugging short-shorts and “Choose Life” T-Shirts hi-fiving each other: THEY’VE GOT A JOB AGAIN, Y’ALL! The greatest jazz-handing pop duo, WHAM! is reuniting! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Star of my childhood dreams, George Michael, and living … Continue reading

Pee Wee Herman is Hittin’ the Movie Theatres Again (Not what it sounds like!)

In 1985 Paul Ruebens and a plucky young director named Tim Burton teamed up  to give the world, “Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.”One of the greatest cinematic gifts in the history of film. The movie, from the awe-inspiring breakfast machine, to … Continue reading