Warm Your Heart (Even If You Don’t Have One)

Normally, my shriveled tiny black organ of a heart is as cold as an Alaskan Outhouse. But not today. This morning, I’m crying like a newborn after reading a story out of Roanoke, Virginia. Meet College Student Jordan Addison: Jordan attends … Continue reading

Say Hello To Our NEWEST Writer!

Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to introduce you to our newest guest poster, Sheika Djibouti! She’s a whip-smart sassy britches originally from small town Texas, now living in the Middle East. In addition to being our new writer, Sheika is ALSO scouring … Continue reading

Know Your Price!

Used car dealer, George Cascone is my hero. In addition to being a stone-cold silver fox, George knows his worth. But I’m getting ahead of myself. Back in 2010, the Kansas City man’s ex-wife hired a hitman to murder him. Dorothy Cascone offered to pay her … Continue reading

Thank You, Pixar.

Angry Baby is still too little to be into movies. Save her love of Elmo’s World (it’s a segment during Sesame Street, for all you non-parents) and Wheel of Fortune, she’d rather dance to the background music than watch television. I know … Continue reading