Ship Of Fools

I created grouchymuffin as a venue to discuss and document life with Angry Baby, the meanest infant ever sprung from the loins of a she-bear. As the site took off, I learned a stone cold hard fact about the internet, (particularly grouchymuffin’s readers,) you’re all … Continue reading

A Chilling Confession (Alternate Title: Here’s Something Terrible I Do.)

  I’m going to disclose something very horrible that I’m not proud of, but I suspect I’m not the only one guilty of doing this. When someone I know is on a vacation that I find myself envious of, I … Continue reading

Allow Me To Brag (Please Excuse the Sarcasm)

I live in a suburb of Houston, Texas. Katy, the land of Alpha Moms and A-Hole Dads. People in these parts are obsessed with suburban perfection and don’t mind going in debt up to their eyeballs just to keep up with … Continue reading