The Most Delicious Domestic Dispute, Ever

The Great White North, Canada is starting to emerge as the hilarious drunk cousin to our Florida. Last month I wrote about a group of Canadian Teachers who duped a bunch of 8th graders into thinking they were getting to … Continue reading

Holy Flurking Snit: Eagle Almost Flies Off With Human Baby!

Well, it’s official: Don Henley is no longer the world’s most hated Eagle. Yesterday, YouTube user MrNuclearCat, uploaded a video of a Golden Eagle in a Canada park. At first it was your typical, “Ooh look at the pretty wonder of … Continue reading

The Sweet Smell of Processed Cheese and Meat Grease

  Pizza Hut, the culinary sandbaggers of the world, have gone and done it again. Once more the company has decided to completely ignore its target market, AMERICA. Canada, our mild neighbors to the north are some lucky SOBs today. In … Continue reading

My Current Favorite Internet Timewaster (Alternate Title: Sayonara Productivity!)

With Autumn in full swing and Halloween but mere weeks away, let’s visit one of my FAVORITE internet haunts this time of year, the website for Niagara Fall’s Haunted House, Nightmares Fear Factory. You see, while I’ve never personally been to … Continue reading

Douchebag to Marry Douchebag

For the Holidays this year, our entire clan is planning on going to the family ranch, just in case that whole December 2012 nonsense has a shred of truth. Just yesterday morning, I was telling Lover Fo’ Life that “The world is … Continue reading

Fleet Week 2012: Top O’ The Skank Heap

Today is the beginning of FLEET WEEK 2012 in New York City! A week-long orgy of patriotism, sailors and drunken makeouts, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: FLEET WEEK IS LIKE CHRISTMAS FOR SLUTS LIKE US! It’s a time … Continue reading

Finally, a cause we can all get behind.

The United States, in case you haven’t been paying attention, is pretty much having a suck-fest of a time: financially, politically, socially, and globally. This post isn’t about that. This post is about standing up and fighting for a cause. … Continue reading