Bleak Movies Coloring Book For Kids (Alternate Title: My Heart Will Crayon)

When he’s not making excellent TRUE DETECTIVE fan art, Todd Spence is a writer/editor for This week, the pop-culture artist digitally released a parody coloring book for kids, but this fake-coloring book doesn’t just stay in the lines, it … Continue reading

You wish THIS were your name.

When you woke up this morning, I’ll bet you didn’t know today was going to be the day you were introduced to the BEST NAME EVER. Meet Jeffrey Drew Wilschke… Well, his name WAS Jeffrey Drew Wilschke…Until October, when he … Continue reading

Brad Pitt to do the World a Solid in 3 Years. Alternate Title: Happy Monday!

Brad Pitt. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Whoops! I fell asleep on my keyboard. Sorry, it’s not my fault that Brad Pitt is so boring. Other than being name checked in a SHANIA¬†TWAIN song (hot tranny 90’s mess!) Brad Pitt has accomplished nothing. Actually, … Continue reading

We finally agree, Angelina Jolie.

Real Talk: I’m not an Angelina Jolie fan, not really a Brad Pitt fan either. I find her incredibly bizarre¬†and him incredibly dull, so I usually skip regarding them in my day-to-day celebrity gossip mongering. But today, we agree on … Continue reading