Tell Mom She’s a Drunk in One Cliche Gift

Sunday is Mother’s Day, the one day of the year we thank the Jackals that gave birth to us. While most of the year you ungrateful brats give your mom nothing more than gum smacks and eye-rolls, Mother’s Day is the time when we actually … Continue reading

Put Your Vest Foot Forward!

Today is going to be a great day. How do I know this? Because I woke up to DEB “SPOONS” PERRY in my inbox. For those of you unaware of who this stunning vision clad in casual ware is, allow … Continue reading