Shirt Just Got Real

My birthday is less than one week away, now I’m not asking you tricks to throw me a party, or send me free Valtrex in the mail, I’m merely letting you know because I’m a narcissist and want you to … Continue reading

Three Years In

  Angry Baby, turned three yesterday. Time really needs to slow on up and sit the Hell down Because her birthday was on a Wednesday, we had AB’s Birthday Party on Saturday. After last year’s torturous B-Day Par-tay scream-a-thon disaster, I decided to go … Continue reading

It’s My Birthday and I’ll Post if I want to…

Today is my birthday. Lover fo’ Life took the day off to celebrate, so this morning I had the rare and incredible luxury of sleeping in. I have a hair appointment at 10am, a pedicure and manicure scheduled at 3:30, then we drop Angry … Continue reading

The Timberlake Appreciation Society Presents: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUSTIN!!!

Today is a day of rejoicing at the hallowed Ivory towers of the Timberlake Appreciation Society Headquarters, it’s our muse and founding cause, Justin Timberlake’s birthing day. Thirty-One years ago, the most precious mouseketeer in the Magic Kingdom, the Prince of … Continue reading

Taking a bite out of the nite.

I love the Megalodon shark. While many credible scientists fools consider the Megalodon extinct, I know in my budding Super-Villain bones that THE LORD OF THE DEEP still lives. I’ve said it many times before, but it bears repeating: We know more about … Continue reading

Happy Birthday, Angry Baby!

Today Angry Baby is one year old. Time flies when you’re getting yelled at! Personally, I can’t wait to see what the next year holds with our zany, adorable, tiny despot. One thing’s for certain, you’ll have a front row seat for all of the goof-ups and … Continue reading

Happy Birthday KATHIE LEE GIFFORD!

As everyone already knows, today is TUES-the-Extreme day! But it is far more special than just a silly weekly holiday devoted to living life in the EXTREME, today is the BIRTHDAY OF AN ANGEL: Kathie Lee Gifford turns 100 39 today. … Continue reading

To Jojo, on her 30th Birthday…

In addition to today being the birthday of  television legend, Willie Aames, AKA Buddy Lembeck from, Charles in Charge, it is also the birthin’ day of a beautiful friend, and contributor to www.grouchymuffin.com, Jojo. Today Jojo is 30. I remember the … Continue reading

Extreme Brain Freeze!

 We’re halfway through this SPECIAL RICHARD SIMMONS BIRTHDAY EDITION of TUES-the-EXTREME day, and we’re JUST getting started. In honor of the Sire of Spandex, the King of Kinky Hair, I made him a birthday cake! Well, I didn’t make it but … Continue reading