Achy Breaky Heart Part 2 (The Jokes Write Themselves)

Yesterday, America’s least-favorite swamp rat/ offspring pimper, Billy Ray Cyrus, released a new single and accompanying video titled, “Achy Breaky 2.” The song is a rebooted version of Billy’s early nineties aural abortion, this time featuring aspiring rapper (and son … Continue reading

Signs Of The End Times: Billy Ray Cyrus and Fred Durst Duet

Because everything old is new and 90’s nostalgia is sky-high, Arsenio Hall has a late night talk-show again. Last night, the man responsible for the Miley Cyrus virus, Billy Ray Cyrus, was on Hall’s show and performed a song called, “Lately.” … Continue reading

Miley Cyrus Debuts New Song, ‘We Can’t Stop,’ World Begs Her to “Please Try!”

Miley Cyrus is officially America’s kid sister who has embraced her twenties as the time to prove to the WORLD that she is edgy and hardcore. Remember that time your lil’ sis decided to gage her ears, study Nietzsche, turn vegan and get a tattoo sleeve … Continue reading

Here’s Some Racy Photos of a Sexy Chipmunk Desperately Clawing for Relevance

Miley Cyrus, Y’all. I really don’t get the whole look she’s going for these days. Sorry, if that makes me a hateful hater who loves to be cruel to woodland creatures, so be it. First, Miley dumped the weave and lopped … Continue reading

Post By Lover Fo’ Life: The Decade That Music Died

Good Day, my dearest reader. This fine Wednesday I have quite the treat for you! Lover Fo’ Life, my tonsil hockey partner of over 11 years and world-class curmudgeon, has written a post! I think it goes without being said … Continue reading