Ron Burgundy to Get His Own Ben & Jerry’s Flavor (Alternate Title: Knights of Columbus!)

This Christmas, Anchorman 2 premieres and while we’ve been gifted with trailers, teasers and Dodge Durango commercials, I’m HUNGRY FOR MORE RON BURGUNDY! As if an answer to my polyester prayers and rich mahogany dreams , Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream announced … Continue reading

A Letter To Cribsy From the Holy See (Ya Later)

In my last dispatch,  I wrote about the REAL reason Pope Benedict XVI decided to kick his papacy to the curb. Because the internet is a beautiful thing the Holy See saw his way to write in and dispell all the … Continue reading

Ben and Jerry’s is publicly wooing me.

Last month, ice creamers Ben and Jerry unveiled the flavor, Schweddy Balls, inspired by the famous Alec Baldwin SNL Skit. I wrote all about it here. And now? Well, it’s becoming clear to me that Ben and Jerry want to make me a diabetic life … Continue reading

The most delicious (and hilarious) Ice Cream Flavor, Ever.

Saturday Night Live and Ice Cream go together like Alec Baldwin and hosting, Saturday Night Live, that is. The hippies at Ben and Jerry’s have another stoner food hit delicious ice-cream flavor on their hands with the newest LIMITED flavor… … Continue reading