Extreme LOLZ: The Worst Names Ever

Happy Tues-the-Extreme night, y’all! Today was the day of the week you and I embrace living in the extreme! How did I celebrate? By eating a bowl of half-dead/ questionable¬†strawberries: EXTREME PRODUCE INGESTION! If there’s one thing I love in … Continue reading

Looks Like We’ve Made It!

How are you this fine morning? That’s nice, you’ll have to forgive me, I’m in a self-centered cloud of heaven right now. Tuesday, while you were avoiding work reading fart jokes (aka visiting this clap-trap hobo parlor,) I’ll bet you … Continue reading

You wish THIS were your name.

When you woke up this morning, I’ll bet you didn’t know today was going to be the day you were introduced to the BEST NAME EVER. Meet Jeffrey Drew Wilschke… Well, his name WAS Jeffrey Drew Wilschke…Until October, when he … Continue reading