Finally, A Slap-Fight I’d PAY to See.

It’s no secret sh*t is out of control right now. Those self-righteous stunt queens with horrid grooming habits, ISISSSS, have f*cked with the wrong people for the last damn time. Not only does Vladdy Putin have his nuts in a … Continue reading

How are YOU Self-Medicating Today?

Happy Valentine’s Day! Listen, I’m aware that tons of people eye-roll at mere mention of Feb. 14th, and I can’t say you’re not on to something. Regardless of what your romantic/ bedroom situation looks like at the moment, there’s one … Continue reading

Say Hello to the GREATEST TELEVISION SHOW EVER!

Tonight, on the IFC channel, a television┬áseries premieres. A show that will rock your faces off with sheer mustachioed glory. Whisker Wars!!!!!! It’s all about facial hair competition. The show is done by Thom Beers, the same dude who does … Continue reading