The Burger King Bacon Sundae, ALTERNATE TITLE: I Give Up

Bacon has left a permanent grease window on the soul of the American identity. Several years ago, bacon became┬ápop culture’s go to mana, and it’s been clogging up my life ever since. See, while I enjoy bacon for what it … Continue reading

Better living through Botany.

HAY YOU TINY ADORABLE MELON, GET IN MAH MOUTH!!!! Meet the Pepquino: The fine folks at Marx foods, a completely un-ironic name for a group of food engineers, explain what they are: “Despite the fact that they look like the … Continue reading