“Living Fossil Shark” Found In Australia (Y’all Know Where I’m Going With This One.)

For many of you, my humble little joke shanty of a blog is merely entertainment, a way to laugh the productivity away, and for that I am grateful. Honestly, there’s no greater honor than getting to help you goof off … Continue reading

Megalodon One Step Closer To Being Found

Several years ago, I created this clap-trap hobo parlor of a website as a way to escape the postpartum doldrums dealing with an Angry Baby. Eventually, my kid calmed the Hell down, and grouchymuffin began to delve into other topics … Continue reading

This Should End Well…

Clive Palmer is a nutjob, but he’s a paid nutjob. Mr. Palmer is worth billions. In addition to being the world’s sexiest Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloon, you may remember Clive from the news earlier this year when he announced that he’s currently building … Continue reading

Mom Unimpressed by Your Wang Doodle

An Australian soccer mom got a lil’ something extra when she took her kids through a local burger drive thru Thursday. Someone on staff thought it would be a great idea to draw a penis on the inside of the … Continue reading

Put Your Vest Foot Forward!

Today is going to be a great day. How do I know this? Because I woke up to DEB “SPOONS” PERRY in my inbox. For those of you unaware of who this stunning vision clad in casual ware is, allow … Continue reading

Sharks on a Golf Course!

In a story tailor-made for TUES-THE-EXTREME DAY!!! The Queensland golf course, Carbrook Golf Club has a special feature on the 14th hole water hazard, that makes this place MY NEXT GOLFING DESTINATION! They have LIVE BULLSHARKS LIVING IN THE WATER HAZARD! … Continue reading