After School Special: The Sickening

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages, welcome to my ongoing series entitled “Afterschool Special.” Seeing as I haven’t done one of these babies in MONTHS, Imma re-explain the series for all you newbies and potheads who forgot. 99% … Continue reading

Leaping into the Future

Today is February 29, 2012. It’s Leap Day! Once every 4 years, we get an extra day in February, today is that special moment. As I celebrate the extra day with my usual foolery and fun, I can’t help but … Continue reading

All That, And A Pony Ride!

This past Saturday Lover fo’ Life, Angry Baby and I put on our finest western wear and went to THE birthday party of the year for Angry Baby’s social circle. One of my dearest friends and sometime grouchymuffin contributor, Jojo’s son turned two … Continue reading

Something’s gotta change. Alternate title: Free diet aid, you’re welcome!

When Angry Baby was tiny, everything made her furious. But nothing quite set her off, like a diaper change. Each and every time we changed her she would scream, throw a fit, go rigid and turn her tiny body up. I dubbed the … Continue reading

This’ll put some pep in your step!

Happy Friday Boils and Ghouls! We survived another week in the trenches of work and babywrangling. This was a particularly ruff week for yours truly, but I champed it out and trotted into the victory circle. I’ll bet you hossed it out … Continue reading

The lack of cold meds might be getting to me…

Maybe it’s the withdrawal symptoms talking, but Kathie Lee Gifford just made an amazing point about how giving gifts to wealthy people is silly, what you should do is give to charity for those super wealthy and or famous friends … Continue reading

Happy One Month Anniversary, you Beautiful Babies!

  Today is PARTY DOWN day at! Why? It’s our ONE MONTH Anniversary! That’s right, it’s already been a whole month of timewasting foolery comic gems of entertainment! So put your RIUNITE on ice for later, NOT NOW, you boozehound! Get … Continue reading

UPDATE! Teef Terror 2011: The lion sleeps to bite.

Angry baby is sleeping. Shhhhhh! We’ll wake her. I’ve lowered my body temperature,  heart-rate and breathing to make as little waves as possible. You know how sharks are!! They have amazing sense of electronic fields, impulses and changes in temperature gradient thanks … Continue reading