This Is What Rock Bottom Looks Like

In these bleak days of geopolitical unrest, one could easily find themselves perpetually bummed out. add the fact that Game of Thrones isn’t premiering until July, and Payless Shoesource just filed for bankruptcy, and it really is tough to muster … Continue reading

Achy Breaky Heart Part 2 (The Jokes Write Themselves)

Yesterday, America’s least-favorite swamp rat/ offspring pimper, Billy Ray Cyrus, released a new single and accompanying video titled, “Achy Breaky 2.” The song is a rebooted version of Billy’s early nineties aural abortion, this time featuring aspiring rapper (and son … Continue reading

Corey Feldman Made a Music Video (And Obviously, It’s Terrible)

If there’s one thing I’m great at, it’s finding horrible crap on the internet. I realize by admitting this, that I’m proving one can brag about anything…but I rule at sourcing dumb stuff. That’s why I’m disappointed that it’s taken me almost a … Continue reading