In 2004 the classic Will Ferrell comedy, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, was released and the world was gifted with limitless re-quoting material. Not since the first Austin Powers movie was there a film so filled with quotable hilarity. … Continue reading
Even though Halloween 2012 is officially over, I still have some horrific delights to share with you. See, I’m fully aware that most of you are ghouls who love to watch Angry Baby’s brutal shenanigans from a comfortable distance. I … Continue reading
2 years ago this very day, I gave birth to the Angriest little jellybean the world has ever witnessed. We immediately began calling her Angry Baby. Since then, Doctors, Nurses, innocent bystanders and deserving family have all fallen victim to her burning hot … Continue reading
Normally, my shriveled tiny black organ of a heart is as cold as an Alaskan Outhouse. But not today. This morning, I’m crying like a newborn after reading a story out of Roanoke, Virginia. Meet College Student Jordan Addison: Jordan attends … Continue reading
How are you this fine morning? That’s nice, you’ll have to forgive me, I’m in a self-centered cloud of heaven right now. Tuesday, while you were avoiding work reading fart jokes (aka visiting this clap-trap hobo parlor,) I’ll bet you … Continue reading
One of my favorite things is telling people, “See you next year,” at New Year’s. I love it. Had a gynecologist’s appointment earlier in the week (shout out to Dr. Jinx) and as I hi-fived him on my way out, I said: … Continue reading
The following is quite possibly my favorite MGM cartoon, ever. Please enjoy this treat from me to you. I love you all (even those of you reading this in your underwear.) Merry Christmas, Xmas, Happy Hanukkah, Good Yule, Happy Kwanzaa, anyway … Continue reading
I want to tell you a story about a talented, charismatic, gorgeous and humble woman. Back in March of this year, she had an idea to start her own website. See, she was already a professional writer and contributor to … Continue reading
This past weekend the L4L and I celebrated our wedding anniversary with the “7 YEARS in Heaven Anniversary Weekend Celebration Spectacular(!)” It was glorious. We rode the MEAT TRAIN (not what it sounds like!) Friday afternoon, swung by Jojo’s for her momma’s … Continue reading
Last Friday, I explained I was going to enjoy a much-needed day off from Angry Baby (see post: It’s not me, It’s you.) Here’s a quick “update” The never-ending Pasta Bowl was served by the creepiest waiters, yes there were … Continue reading