Say there dapper and stressed gentlemen of the world, need to take a load off and enjoy a beer? Well, instead of sitting on the crapper cracking open a Dos Equis, why not pamper yourself with a beer based spa … Continue reading
For those of you new to this clap-trap hobo parlor of a website, let me bring you up to speed on a little fact about yours truly. Actually, it’s about my Dad. He’s a no-nonsense fellow with a very dry … Continue reading
Do you remember that band from the late 90′s/ Early 00′s, who had the fat “party dude” lead singer? I’m sorry, I’ll be more specific… ‘Memba, Smashmouth? Liars. Of course you do. I mean who here will ever be able to scour … Continue reading
For the Holidays this year, our entire clan is planning on going to the family ranch, just in case that whole December 2012 nonsense has a shred of truth. Just yesterday morning, I was telling Lover Fo’ Life that “The world is … Continue reading
Which one of you did it? I’m not mad, I just need whoever it is to come clean. Somebody on this big blue marble secretly wished for a big screen adaptation of, “ALF.” Y’all remember ALF don’t you? What’s that? Your … Continue reading
Welp, that whole Mayan calendar/ end of the world nonsense just might be right after all. Hasbro recently announced that they’ve been working on a NEW(!) Furby. The once-great toy company has scraped the bottom of the “Terrible Ideas” barrel … Continue reading
Did you hear that? It’s the sound of nut-hugging short-shorts and “Choose Life” T-Shirts hi-fiving each other: THEY’VE GOT A JOB AGAIN, Y’ALL! The greatest jazz-handing pop duo, WHAM! is reuniting! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Star of my childhood dreams, George Michael, and living … Continue reading
One of the greatest things about being a man is, men aren’t forced to wear pantyhose in a business professional environment. Before I was able to con the universe into letting me be a writer, yours truly was a successful business … Continue reading
There’s really nothing I can say about the following 2-minute commercial. Who am I kidding? There’s PLENTY I can say… Pretty sure my ears will never recover after hearing Vince say: “Problem with that shedding pussy?” (Side note: “Hi,” to all … Continue reading
I was having lunch with a friend not too long ago, when he told me he was a fan of Guy Fieri. Actually, his exact words were: “Guy Fieri is legit. He’s a badazz who cooks great food. Love or hate … Continue reading