You Stay Classy: Weatherman Mistakes Cat Vomit for Grape Nuts, Eats it on Live Television

Hartford, Connecticut based local news weatherman Scot Haney, boldly went where no cheery morning weather guy has ever gone before: he ate cat puke on live television, yesterday (accidentally, of course.) Mr. Haney picked up off the floor what he thought were some rogue … Continue reading

Larry the Puking Robot (Alternate Title: Robo-Vomit)

What is it about puking that’s so hilarious? (When it’s not you, of course.) Science knows what I’m talking ’bout!! Say hello to my new favorite robot/future overlord, Vomiting Larry. He’s the world’s first PROJECTILE VOMIT ON COMMAND ROBOT, Y’ALL! The geniuses … Continue reading

My Biscuits are Burning Just Looking at This

Vodka. Is there any more glorious nectar from your father’s liquor cabinet? (The correct answer is no.) In the past few years Vodka tramps like yours truly have enjoyed a delightful trend in the booze industry, the flavored Vodka boom! You … Continue reading

Fleet Week 2012: Top O’ The Skank Heap

Today is the beginning of FLEET WEEK 2012 in New York City! A week-long orgy of patriotism, sailors and drunken makeouts, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: FLEET WEEK IS LIKE CHRISTMAS FOR SLUTS LIKE US! It’s a time … Continue reading

Something Disgusting and Something Delicious

One post, two items. Which is disgusting and which is delicious? YOU DECIDE! First up, Meet Thomas Mills… Thomas Mills is 74 years young and was booked the other day on prostitution charges in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Seems Pepaw was … Continue reading

Post by Mad Dad: The Slot

  Welcome to the Thunderdome: The Slot I’ve made no bones about my distaste for Wal-mart … or should I say the dregs of society that frequent the bastion of commercialism and Everyday Low Prices. (I realize that I am … Continue reading

Flintstone Animal Tools Rule

Since 2006, I’ve had the pleasure of working from home.  I’ll admit, with the occasional meeting, ignored deadlines and writing emails in my underwear, It’s been a pretty sweet gig until 9 months ago, when I added a second job… My second … Continue reading

Weird Al’s new Video. Alternate title: Nancy Grace should dress like Lady Gaga more often

Weird Al Yankovich is a childhood idol of mine, and he SHOULD be, he single-handedly made accordions cool in pop-music. And hats off to him for still being relevant today. That being said, I NEED THERAPY after seeing this creep fest. … Continue reading

Age ain’t nothing but a number.

  I was reading some of your feedback, when I came across a comment about grouchymuffin.com in a forum, that made me realize something I wanted to clarify. “Just wait until she hits toddler years and then preschool years.  Yes, being vomited … Continue reading