Adorable Kid Costumes That Prove Their Parents Are Winning at Life

Howdy strangers!

Why, it’s been a dog’s age since your ol’ pal Cowboy Cribsy decided to get off her duff and write some crap for y’all to read. Things are moving along in these parts, we’re currently knee-deep in Halloween prep, and I’m looking forward to the BIG NIGHT. In the sprit of Halloween on Friday, I’ve decided to run my annual post containing all the cutest kid costumes the internet has brought to my attention. Yeah, I know you sluts are long overdue a blog entry about what’s doing in my life, and when I’m not being lazy, I’ll get right on it.

Until then, enjoy kiddos so cute, your ovaries will ache…and if you don’t have ovaries, you’ll instantly sprout a pair.

First up: It’s a little lumberjack, SAWING LOGS! 

And he's OK.

And he’s OK.

How about a fluffy flamingo? 

flamingo

Baby Steve Urkel! 

baby urkel

Here’s a hungry Elvis:

baby elvis

A living ballerina jewelry box: 

ballerina jewelry box

What a CUTIE! 

cuties

The REAL Baby Einstein: 

baby einstein

Then there are SEVERAL dolls to squeal over: 

 

Cabbage Patch Cutie!

Cabbage Patch Cutie!

SOOOO CUTE!

SOOOO CUTE!

cabbage patch

AND ONE DOLL TO MAKE YOU SCREAM, check out a DEAD-on CHUCKY DOLL!!! 

Perfection.

Perfection.

The Dude Approves of this one: 

baby dude

Purple Rain Prince!

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

The Littlest Viking: 

baby viking

Baby Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!!!

6-Staypuft

Old Lady Baby:

baby old lady

Tiny Baby Burrito!!!

OMGOMGOMGOMG!

OMGOMGOMGOMG!

Little Monopoly Guy: 

Go directly to jail (for being too precious!)

Go directly to jail (for being too precious!)

A Tisket a Tasket tiny Triscuit in a Basket: 

Cheese, crackers and WHINE.

Cheese, crackers and WHINE.

Rainbow Snowcone: 

Ice Ice baby.

Ice Ice baby.

Baby Ziggy Stardust: 

Bowie!

Bowie!

Harry Potter fans will instantly recognize DOBBY!!! 

House elf off the shelf.

House elf off the shelf.

Here’s one that’s TOADally awesome: 

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Finally, my favorite of the bunch: BABY SOPHIA PETRILLO FROM TV’S THE GOLDEN GIRLS!!!!!

 

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

That cottonball wig is hands-down the best thing the internet has ever given me.

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(Thanks Lannas and Kathy!)