Genderswapped Disney Characters are Just What You Drunks Needed

Happy weekend, you filthy tramps! Because I’ve got an easter egg hunt in the morning followed by a wholesome family outing to the museum, tonight my trashy ass is having to live it up like a hobo in a bubble bath. I’m chugging cucumber vodka and leering at poor L4L like he was a steak dinner.

Maybe it’s because I become extra grabby when I’ve got the drunks, or perhaps I’ve been listening to my embarrassing Disney Spotify station a bit much lately, but when I came across this set of gender-swapped Disney Characters, I just had to share them with you beautiful busted messes, AKA the greatest readers in the WOOOORLD!!!

Sakimi Chan decided to answer the question: What if you swapped the gender of some of the world’s most well-known cartoons? The result is outstanding.

If these photos don’t do something for you in your swimsuit region you’re either…

1. A Ken doll, with an amalgamation of plastic for privates.

or

2. Sober.

Everyone else, dim the lights, put on the Main Street Electrical Parade soundtrack, and ENJOY drunk-drooling over these hotties!

First up, The Nightmare Before Christmas:

What's this!?

What’s this!?

Hades with a righteous rack.

Hades with a righteous rack.

YAAAASSSS!

YAAAASSSS!

Elsa with a dong.

Elsa with a dong.

Check out the pipes on that one!

Check out the pipes on that one!

To be fair...Ursula is hotter.

To be fair…Ursula is hotter.

Esmeralda's mesmerizing pecs.

Esmeralda’s mesmerizing pecs.

Angelina who?

Angelina who?

 

Possibly the most LOLZ-riffic of the group, Beauty and his beastly girlfriend:

Get it GURRRL!

Get it GURRRL!

 

And by far my favorite, the exquisite Cruella DeVil reimagined as a b*tchy glam-God straight from an old International Male Catalog’s deepest fantasy:

PERFECTION!

PERFECTION!

 

 

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