Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off: Hilarious Wedding Announcement Names

Howdy, Pilgrim. I’ve been taking a small sabbatical from churning out the hot and cold laffs on this drunk tank of a blog. The truth is that it’s been weeks since I last updated and almost 2 months since I filled … Continue reading

MUST PEE TV: Weatherman Whizzes On Live National Television

Saturday evening, I was far away from my television set when NBC Nightly News with Lester Holt aired. Sadly, I missed live news hilarity at its finest. Luckily, I’ve got the best readers in the world who know just when … Continue reading

Playgrounds of Terror

Playgrounds are generally places that bring a lot of happiness to children of all ages. Chances are, some of your greatest childhood memories took place while passing the hours on jungle gyms, swings, and the like. But what happens when … Continue reading

Give This Kid All Of The Local Emmys

Mondays, amirite!? Luckily there’s a dapper young gentleman in the town of Summerlin, Nevada that has all of the magic we need to get through this nutkick of a day. Thursday, 8 News Now’s Patranya Bhoolsuwan reported on the opening … Continue reading

Four-Eyes

I’ve been reviewing the last several posts, particularly those about my Mom, and while everything I’ve written is genuine and real, I can’t help but feel that I’m leaving something out. You see, in addition to being a great editor, educator, … Continue reading

Yearbook Cat

Well kiddies, I thought I’d check in one last time before the downhill race to my mother’s memorial service tomorrow. I’m currently in the midst of the final preparations for family who will be arriving this evening, and editing the … Continue reading

Laughing is Better Than Crying: 25 Hilarious Picture Day WINS

Today is my mother’s birthday, she would have been just 60 years old. It’s also the day I  finish writing my remembrance for Saturday Morning’s celebration of her life. After 6+ years writing professionally, I can honestly say this is the … Continue reading

Crazy Prancercise Lady Returns (Alternate Title: Jigglin’ Plumz)

Last year, the world was introduced to the unending glamour and beauty of Joanna Rohrback, inventor of Prancercise®, the only trademarked exercise regimen that has you prancing your way to fitness. If you’ve never watched this gorgeous gazelle in action, … Continue reading

App Finally Makes Selfies Worthwhile (And Hilarious)

  Earlier this year an app called, “Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls,” hit the market, and it’s probably the best app ever conceived. For starters, its name is a quote from Titanic, which after all these years, still provides … Continue reading

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Takes On the World Cup

It really doesn’t get any better than watching Triumph the Insult Comic Dog goof on overzealous nerds and unsuspecting comedic foils. On last night’s Conan, Robert Smigel’s greatest creation went ahead and tackled what needed to be addressed: WORLD CUP MANIA! … Continue reading