Princesses! What a bunch of whiny sluts. Amirite, folks!? The disproportionate wealth, the opulent surroundings, and all that f*cking satin. They’re just awful. Of course, because we live in an entitled culture that teaches our girls to be demanding divas … Continue reading
When my little sister was in 1st grade, she was given an assignment to draw her rendition of the First Thanksgiving. She drew a masterpiece titled, “The Thanksgiving Bar.” It was a bar with a couple of pilgrims bellied up … Continue reading
Henry Gribbohm of New Hampshire was visiting a local carnival with his kid when he got caught up in the lights and razzle dazzle of the whole event and ended up gambling his entire life savings away. Seems Henry was playing … Continue reading
Donald Jones is a man from New Mexico that knows what a woman wants in this world. Last Friday, he went to a park in Albuquerque and picked up a lady known for her ho-strolling ways. He then drove his new … Continue reading
Greetings sickos! No doubt my HEADLINE OF THE YEAR reeled you in! Here’s a clip from the Steve Harvey show that features a steaming hot lady named Christina who gets things going in her moan zone by looking at food on … Continue reading
And my personal favorite, say hello to “Concerned Mother!” via … Continue reading
El viernes pasado tuve el placer de visitar mi bebé bro y el amor en la ciudad de Austin, Texas. A la hora de la cena nos fueron hartas nosotros mismos de la deliciosa barbacoa y después de que la carne sudor zombie apetecía salir del restaurante, nos fuimos a su casa a bañarse enojado Bebé y dejarla en el suelo de … Continue reading
I had a birthday at the beginning of the month, and while I’m another year closer to popping Werther’s and wearing fanny packs in a non-ironic way, my sense of humor is wildly immature. I’m essentially a 14-year old boy on … Continue reading
One of the greatest things about running this drunk tank of a website, is the TONS of wacky links you freaks send me. From the Rough N Rowdy Bowl, to balcony jumping strippers (RIP Hottie,) my inbox and Facebook feeds always hold ha-ha treasure. Sometimes, … Continue reading
Danielle Grant is my kind of Meteorologist. Grant is a sassy weather lady who resides in Spokane Washington and SHE’S GOT YOUR NUMBER, YOU HUSSIES. Danielle was cheerfully giving the Valentine Weather forecast, at the conclusion of her segment, she … Continue reading