In 2004 the classic Will Ferrell comedy, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, was released and the world was gifted with limitless re-quoting material. Not since the first Austin Powers movie was there a film so filled with quotable hilarity. … Continue reading
This clap-trap hobo parlor of a website is usually devoted to elaborate fart jokes and shots of grain alcohol, rarely will you see a post about politics. But sometimes even the most hardened hooligan needs to buckle down and be … Continue reading
When I started this clap-trap hobo parlor of a website almost 2 years ago, it was mainly a coping skill to deal with the stresses of living with a tiny, furious, despot, Angry Baby. In the time since, grouchymuffin has … Continue reading
Remember Hansel and Gretel? The children’s story, not the Movie starring Grumpy Cat AKA Jeremy Renner. Two kids are lured into an evil witch’s clutches by entering her sumptuous, life-size, gingerbread house. Admit it, you’ve fantasized about diving into a non-cannibal hag … Continue reading
Hold on to your Calvin Kline boxer briefs and put down that glass of Muscle Milk, I’ve got some GREAT news to start off your week. Mark “Marky Mark” Wahlberg is considering reuniting with his old crew, THE FUNKY BUNCH! In … Continue reading
For those of you who don’t know, “Hate Watching,” means you tune into a movie, event, concert or television show with the sole goal of displeasure. Inevitably, the joy you get from ridiculing the thing you hate most, provides enough … Continue reading
Make sure you see Maximum Conviction, starring the greatest actor of our time, Steven Seagal. In addition to being a wine guru and a master of Martial Arts, the beautiful Buddhist is also a major movie star who was lucky enough to be married … Continue reading
Carnival is the go-to cruise line for those who love surly senior citizens and 24-Hour hot dog buffets. I’ve personally been on two voyages with the line. Instead of telling you about the horrible time I had on my last Carnival ship, the “S.S. … Continue reading
Santa Claus may be a wheezy old bear wrapped in velvet, AKA the ULTIMATE CHRISTMAS Queen, but this year homeboy has already given yours truly a heckuva gift. This week it was announced the Pygmy Right Whale, a creature that … Continue reading
Scientists are hard workers. They quietly slave away desperately trying to solve the riddles of the universe one painstaking experiment at a time. It’s a thankless job, really. Well, Science has made yet another startling discovery, and something tells me … Continue reading