Ron Burgundy to Get His Own Ben & Jerry’s Flavor (Alternate Title: Knights of Columbus!)

GET IN MAH MAWF!

This Christmas, Anchorman 2 premieres and while we’ve been gifted with trailers, teasers and Dodge Durango commercials, I’m HUNGRY FOR MORE RON BURGUNDY! As if an answer to my polyester prayers and rich mahogany dreams , Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream announced … Continue reading

My Top Ten for Fall, Y’all!

Spokane, WA

I’m a Pumpkin Spice Latte Slut from way back. For 10 years now, Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Lattes, have cued all things fall. A few weeks ago, I saw this hilarious quote in my feed and chuckled at its accuracy. The … Continue reading

Post By Lover Fo’ Life: Under (French) Pressure

Completely disgusted at the thought of "re-tread" grounds

Under (French) Pressure There comes a time in every office workers life where they must move.  Maybe it’s because you get a job in a different department…perhaps even a promotion.  Possibly you have to move because you are moving out, … Continue reading

The Michelada: My Go-To Choose for Refreshing Booze

AWWW YEAH!

As you read this, I’m somewhere sailing the Mexican Riviera trying to ignore all those documentaries I’ve watched about the Narco Wars in Mexico. I refuse to be at the mercy of cruise ship internet, so I took the liberty of scheduling … Continue reading

Taco Bell’s New Breakfast Offerings Are For the Discriminating Stoner

tacobell

Last week, I had a bevy of beautiful readers and friends share the “Taco Bell Waffle Taco,” news with me. Sadly, I’d heard rumblings of the new “breakfast taco,” for months and the news simply confirmed my worst fears. For … Continue reading

Post By Lover Fo’ Life: The Greatest Grilled Cheese Sandwich in the World

YES!

There are many reasons why I am thankful that Lover Fo’ Life is Angry Baby’s father. From excellent genes to his attention to detail, there’s a lot he brings to the Awesome Dad Expo, including THE WORLD’S BEST GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH. … Continue reading

Leftover Swap App Will Empty the Fridge and Fill Your Heart

The fingers of an angel

It will come as no surprise to you, my dear readers, that yours truly is a first class jerk in real life. Taking delight when people fall, farting on elevators just as I exit, and cutting drivers off in traffic are … Continue reading

Introducing CheeseburgerOs (College Students and Children Rejoice!)

Liz Lemon and Meatcat approved.

When you were a kid the world was divided into two types of people: Chef Boyardee Ravioli lovers and SpaghettiOs enthusiasts. Yes, it was possible to enjoy both varieties of canned child-targeted pasta, but you had a favorite of the two. Me? … Continue reading

Forget Twinkies, These Will Keep You Non-Disgusting

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my closet listening to Air Supply.

Today is a special day for America, the Hostess Twinkie officially returned to stores all around the country. While many of you no doubt are swimming in a sea of whipped corn syrup and oil (AKA Twinkie cream,) the healthy sluts … Continue reading

I’m Not Yanking Your Ding Dongs, Twinkies Return to the Shelves July 15th!!!!

I'm back, sluts!

November 16. 2012 the Hostess snack company went officially belly up and a delicious, cream-filled, spongy piece of America died. Twinkie the Kid and his tramp friends, Ho-Hos and Ding Dongs packed up their hobo sticks and hit the rails. Luckily, back in March … Continue reading