Sparkling Nostalgia: Clearly Canadian is COMING BACK!

Gather ’round kiddies, get out your Bryan Adams CD’s and open up a bag of ketchup flavored chips, I’ve got some wonderful news about a Canadian import many of you out there might fondly remember, CLEARLY CANADIAN! In the early 1990’s, … Continue reading

Gimme Gimme, I Need: THE PIZZA CAKE!

It’s THE END of September, WOOOOOO HOOOOOO! For the record, I’ve never been so happy to see a month GTFO. As previously mentioned on this shabby joke-shanty of a blog: 9/1 my Mom unexpectedly peaced out forever 9/3 was Baby Bro’s saddest … Continue reading

Ghostbusters Donuts (Alternate Title: Crap, Now I Have To Find A Krispy Kreme)

Happy friday kids! Well, we’ve made it through another week, seems like each one is getting a little easier here. Tomorrow marks 7 days since Mom’s funeral, and today my Dad is coming up to spend the day with Angry Baby while … Continue reading

Finally, Some Good News

Greetings, dearest readers. When we last met, I was on my way to my mother’s funeral, poised to deliver the Eulogy. Today, I come to you as a newly-minted, fully realized adult. My family and I survived the day, and while I’m … Continue reading

So It’s Come To This: Cotton Candy Flavored Grapes

My mother died peacefully in her sleep Monday night. I’m not ready to blog about it, but rest assured that I’ll address it fully when I’m able. Currently, my life is awash in tears, hugs, laughter, and an overwhelming amount of love and … Continue reading

Chocolate Covered Twinkies: Hostess To Bring Back Chocodiles

Back in 2012, snack food stalwart Hostess went belly up, and all of their delights temporarily left grocery shelves. Twinkie Crisis ’12 was thoroughly chronicled on this very site. Mercifully, the Hostess brand was purchased and a few months later their iconic treats were … Continue reading

Popsicle + Alcohol =Boozesicles

Happy Summer, y’all! This past weekend we kicked Spring to the curb and are now officially in the times of heat, swimsuits, outdoor BBQ’s and POPSICLES! But what happens when the mosquitoes swarm, sun blisters, and the sweat flows? Why, because it’s … Continue reading

Gimmie Gimmie I Need: Wonka Peel a Pops

Roald Dahl’s classic book, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, is 50 years old this year. It’s hard to believe that the tale of a lovable moppet who inherited a weirdo’s “world of pure imagination,” has been around for half a … Continue reading

Say Hello To P3 AKA Lunchables for Adults

If you were born post-1975, there’s a pretty good chance that your parents threw a couple of Lunchables your way while you were growing up. In 1988 Oscar Mayer introduced them as a way to sell more bologna (not a … Continue reading