Laughing is Better Than Crying: 25 Hilarious Picture Day WINS

Today is my mother’s birthday, she would have been just 60 years old. It’s also the day I  finish writing my remembrance for Saturday Morning’s celebration of her life. After 6+ years writing professionally, I can honestly say this is the … Continue reading

London Bawling

Lover Fo’ Life is currently away on business in Jolly ol’ London Town. He won’t be back until next month.   I’ll spare you the details of my state. It’s best we not discuss the underwater swim cries, binge re-watching … Continue reading

Rest In Peace, Ultimate Warrior

James Hellwig, better known as professional wrestling icon, the Ultimate Warrior, has died at the (much too young) age of 54. He leaves behind a wife and two daughters. In a bittersweet twist, Warrior was inducted into the Wrestling Hall … Continue reading

True Love is Dead: Captain and Tennille are Divorcing

Get me a frozen tub of cool whip, 2 cans of aerosol cheese and a gallon of Riunite, STAT! Shut out all sunshine, dismantle any outward displays of happiness, and tell Phyllis to hold my calls, I’m gonna need some … Continue reading

R.I.P. Eleanor Parker (Look What You Did, NBC!)

In light of Carrie Underwood’s recent tweet that explained “mean people need prayers,” (mean people = internet vultures who didn’t like her recent Sound of Music: LIVE! performance,) I’m going to refrain from sharing my thoughts on the non-Julie Andrews, version. … Continue reading

Selfie is 2013’s Word of the Year (Alternate Title: Humanity is Donezo)

Happy Monday you miserable mutts. If you are like me, you’re freezing your chestnuts off and wondering how you’re going to get through the insanity that is this week. Thanksgiving and Hanukkah come Thursday and officially kick off the Holidays. The … Continue reading

Here’s some Incredible Breaking Bad Fan Art, B*tch.

    Sunday, Breaking Bad, the greatest drama in the history of Television concludes. If you haven’t watched the show, please do yourself a favor and watch the first 3 episodes of the series on Netflix. If the show is for … Continue reading

Rich B*tch Tells Rescuers to Shove Off, Hires Private Helicopter

As I’ve told you before, I live in Texas…Katy TX, to be exact. My town is a bustling suburb of Houston with more money and rich a-holes than it knows what to do with. Often I find myself giving side-eyes … Continue reading

Let’s Remember Father’s Day By Laughing At Dads

Father’s day is right around the corner. Unlike Mother’s day, the expectations are much lower and there are no guilt trips if you screw it up. But just because Dads are often treated with general disinterest and portrayed as dumb … Continue reading

This Was Supposed to be OUR WEEK

Hurricane Sandy was a real vindictive tramp to the eastern seaboard. Home girl wrecked shop, flooded and destroyed everything in her path, it was a nightmare. Months later, people are still rebuilding and recovering from Sandy’s cruel impression of Angela … Continue reading