Where were you on February 21st, 2013? Me? I haven’t a clue. All I know is there’s a 99% chance I was gorging on old Valentine’s candy, but other than that? I’m drawing a blank. 1980′s and Dad Rock Icon, Huey … Continue reading
Donald Jones is a man from New Mexico that knows what a woman wants in this world. Last Friday, he went to a park in Albuquerque and picked up a lady known for her ho-strolling ways. He then drove his new … Continue reading
If I were to ask you to name the greatest childhood drink mascot, no doubt some silly skanks would say the Nestle Quick Bunny. To you fools I say, “try again.” There’s only one, morbidly obese, red in the face, clearly sloshed man that … Continue reading
When we last met, I left you with a cliffhanger. Angry Baby was set to make her debut Saturday as a flower girl and I promised to return today and give you the play by-play. Well, here I am and I’m … Continue reading
I’m going to start this by being very honest with you, I can’t stand Jack in the Box and haven’t eaten at one in years. It’s gross, y’all. But just because I think everything there tastes like diabetes, doesn’t mean … Continue reading
30 Rock’s Series Finale airs Tonight. Blerg. The Tina Fey created Tracy Morgan vehicle has been a staple on my DVR for the last 7 years. I’ll admit, the first few episodes fell flat with me, but all that … Continue reading
Burt Reynolds, entertainment Icon and living national treasure is in ICU at a Florida Hospital, fighting the flu. He was admitted Friday and while the 76 year old’s condition has improved, the Bandit is still in the Intensive Care Unit. I’d like to … Continue reading
Fellow skanks, drunks, party girls, strip club patrons, skeezes, dirty old men and wealthy car salesmen, lend me your eyes and hearts, if only for a moment. ONE OF OUR PEOPLE IS IN NEED OF WELL WISHES AND CONCERN! Last week, super … Continue reading
Pizza Hut, the culinary sandbaggers of the world, have gone and done it again. Once more the company has decided to completely ignore its target market, AMERICA. Canada, our mild neighbors to the north are some lucky SOBs today. In … Continue reading
Once upon a time, January of this year to be exact, a devastatingly beautiful and hilarious writer wrote a frantic plea for an American Icon, Hostess Brand Snack cakes . In her genius piece, the writer begged readers to buy every … Continue reading