Bacon lovers of the world, you’re gonna need to sit down for this post. I have some terribly hilarious heartbreaking news. A UK Group, The National Pig Association is predicting Europe’s bacon supply will continue to quickly deteriorate and the world will … Continue reading
Angry Baby’s given name is Valor. If there’s anything I’ve learned in this almost TWO YEARS(!) being her parent it’s that: 1. A metric ton of people don’t know how to pronounce or spell Valor. 2. It’s a hard name … Continue reading
Today is the day that MOST Texas schools are BACK IN SESSION. Parents are weeping, tears of joy and sobs of ”Where did the time go!?” Me? I’m bummed the traffic will be kicking back up, but I’m also filled with glee. You see, … Continue reading
While most of the time spent here on this ship of fools is devoted to: elaborate fart jokes, cheap leering, junk food and whoopie cushions, we must never lose sight that this was and will always be my personal blog. As … Continue reading
Used car dealer, George Cascone is my hero. In addition to being a stone-cold silver fox, George knows his worth. But I’m getting ahead of myself. Back in 2010, the Kansas City man’s ex-wife hired a hitman to murder him. Dorothy Cascone offered to pay her … Continue reading
Uncle Fester almost made me spit out my Yoo-Hoo with his winning caption in last week’s caption this contest. His prize, as it is for every winner each week, was a post on request. The topic Fester gave me was … Continue reading
Angry Baby is 21 months, but as far as she’s concerned, girlfriend is two years old. Since moving earlier this Summer, Lover Fo’ Life and I have made a point to give Angry Baby her own space to play, run … Continue reading
For over a year, I’ve thrown my musings about babywrangling all over this here internet. Oh sure, our website is mainly devoted to binge drinking and sleazy winks, but I’ve consistently kept you updated on my very furious and demanding daughter, Angry Baby. … Continue reading
It’s no secret that I have a healthy sense of self-worth. As a raving narcissist and budding supervillain, possessing high self-esteem is requisite. One of my many endearing qualities, other than being so full of myself that I started a website, is my endless … Continue reading
Last Night the Universe was righted just a little. Someone gave Kim Kardashian a shower of flour. Seems the high priestess of pimpin’ crappy products was out shilling her newest fragrance, Eau de Jock Rot True Reflection, when a random … Continue reading