The Dastardly Deeds of Bushwacker Bill: Part One, Demon on Wheels

  “Here he Comes, here comes Speed Racer, he’s a demon on wheels. He’s a demon and he’s gonna be chasing after someone…” For you clueless youngsters, Speed Racer was a low-rent cartoon that played before anyone was up on … Continue reading

Magic Band of Idiots

To my friends, family, fellow Disney nuts, and casual spectators, I assure you I had a good time on this vacation, I’ll eventually get around to writing the good memories, but I’m still in my RAGE CAGE, so…you’ll just have … Continue reading

Most Expensive Car Vandalized (With What We’re All Thinking)

The Bugatti Veyron supercar is the world’s most expensive production car and with a staggering 2.5 million dollar price tag, it should come as no surprise that the car commands attention. This particular car was parked on a Seattle street when a … Continue reading

Bike Accident Leaves Man With a 7-Week Stiffy

A 22-year-old man from Ireland got more than he bargained for on a routine bike ride, he had an accident. Makes sense, because there’s always a risk of collision in any moving vehicular situation. However, the side effect of his … Continue reading

The 10 Days of Christmas

Greetings, my dearest readers. It’s your old pal the Crib Keeper, and while many of you might have assumed that I’ve completely forgotten you, seeing as it’s been TEN DAYS since I last posted, I assure you that I’m here … Continue reading

Field Trip Mom (Alternate Title: Hell is Real)

2 Days a week Angry Baby goes to pre-school. She’s been going for a little over a year, and really enjoys it. Tuesday, her class took a field trip to the local Pumpkin Patch. Because the universe has a great sense … Continue reading

A Chilling Confession (Alternate Title: Here’s Something Terrible I Do.)

  I’m going to disclose something very horrible that I’m not proud of, but I suspect I’m not the only one guilty of doing this. When someone I know is on a vacation that I find myself envious of, I … Continue reading

Teef Terror 2013: First Trip To The Dentist

Once upon a time, I created this clap-trap hobo parlor of a website to help document my adventures with an extremely Angry (albeit adorable) Baby. I know it might be hard for you to fathom this, seeing as 99% of my blog is … Continue reading

Whole Foods and Trader Joe’s are Being Sued (Insert Smug Grin)

No, they aren’t being sued for making kale seem glamorous, trafficking tofu or harboring rich a-holes too good for the Sack N Save. Whole foods and Trader Joe’s are being sued for something far more dastardly and exciting. The two biggest sluts … Continue reading

An Old Fashioned Cliff Hanger

When I started this clap-trap hobo parlor of a website almost 2 years ago, it was mainly a coping skill to deal with the stresses of living with a tiny, furious, despot, Angry Baby. In the time since, grouchymuffin has … Continue reading