Massive Eye From an Unidentified Creature Washes Up in Florida (You Know What MY Guess is!)

It’s beginning, people. The Megalodon is starting to get bolder! While having a relaxing walk on the beach Wednesday, Gino Covacci, of Pompano Beach, Florida came across what looked like a softball. After he kicked it over to investigate further, he … Continue reading

Great White Hope This is True

Greetings my fine friends. Today is a weekly holiday at grouchymuffin, it’s TUES-the-Extreme Day! No matter who you are and what you’ve got going on today, I urge you to find time to LIVE IN THE EXTREME! Binge drinking, bungee … Continue reading

It’s The Most Wonderful Week of the Year

Not gonna lie, Shark Week is my favorite week of the year. Mostly because I love the great white shark and I am devoted to rediscovering the MEGALODON ALIVE! But ever since I chartered this tugboat into the absurd of a … Continue reading

This Should End Well…

Clive Palmer is a nutjob, but he’s a paid nutjob. Mr. Palmer is worth billions. In addition to being the world’s sexiest Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloon, you may remember Clive from the news earlier this year when he announced that he’s currently building … Continue reading

Go To Health, Chocolate!

You know how for years your health-nut Aunt has been insisting that dark chocolate is actually good for you in moderation? You just thought she was trying to snooker you into going on a fitness jag. Turns out, the skinny old hag was right … Continue reading

Mr. Wizard is Finally Getting His Due

Don Herbert AKA Mr. Wizard, is an icon to many. He created the “Science Show” for children way back in 1951 with “Watch Mr. Wizard.” Eventually, his 1983 Partnership with Nickelodeon opened the door for me and so many others, to … Continue reading

Another Score For Science (Goodbye Clingy Ketchup)

Since 1861, the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, aka MIT,  has been a haven for some of the finest scientific minds in the world. One would imagine the hallowed laboratories of a university that gave us people like Buzz Aldrin and Kofi Annan would … Continue reading

Invasion of the Alien Cannibal Killer Shrimp

Coming soon, to a gulf near you it’s the Alien Cannibal Killer GIANT Shrimp! The Asian Tiger Shrimp AKA star of my culinary fantasies, are INVADING the US!!! Fishermen and Shrimpers are pulling them out of the gulf of Mexico at an alarming … Continue reading

Massive Great White Shark Caught In Sea Of Cortez

Fishermen have long warned that large, man-eating sharks roam the Sea of Cortez. For years, science laughed at their sunbeaten butts. Well, the joke’s on those eggheads, because lookie what a couple of humble Mexican fisherman pulled out of the Cortez! It’s a 20ft. … Continue reading

It’s Official: Alcohol Makes You Smarter!

Last month, for those of you sober enough to remember it, I introduced you to the University of Wisconsin Study that found daydreaming made you smarter through enhancing your “Working Memory Capacity.” Well, guess what babies, there’s a NEW study … Continue reading