Monday morning, a team of fishermen filming an Outdoor Channel Reality Show called, “The Professionals,” caught an 11 ft. 1,323.5 lb. Mako Shark off the coast of Huntington California in the Sea of Cortez. The shark is currently being verified as … Continue reading
Better come clean about that unicyclist you dated all those years ago and still pine over today. While you’re at it, might as well share with your lover who you’re mentally picturing when you two make out, because it’s only a matter of time … Continue reading
Welp, you’re going to have to come up with a new excuse as to why you love to do it with hideous uglies when you’re drunk, because researchers have concluded that Beer Goggles are a myth. The buzz-killing, excuse-removing a-holes … Continue reading
New Jersey, the garden state and our nation’s go to place for overtanned gaudy baboons, has a new reason for the rest of us to avoid their beloved state. This mojo right here: What you’re looking at is a mystery … Continue reading
Sayonara Tourette’s Syndrome, there’s a new hilarious malady in town. For those of you who huffed too much gas in grade school, malady is another word for disease or affliction. Say hello to Alien Hand Syndrome. AHS is a disease … Continue reading
What is it about puking that’s so hilarious? (When it’s not you, of course.) Science knows what I’m talking ’bout!! Say hello to my new favorite robot/future overlord, Vomiting Larry. He’s the world’s first PROJECTILE VOMIT ON COMMAND ROBOT, Y’ALL! The geniuses … Continue reading
Santa Claus may be a wheezy old bear wrapped in velvet, AKA the ULTIMATE CHRISTMAS Queen, but this year homeboy has already given yours truly a heckuva gift. This week it was announced the Pygmy Right Whale, a creature that … Continue reading
Scientists are hard workers. They quietly slave away desperately trying to solve the riddles of the universe one painstaking experiment at a time. It’s a thankless job, really. Well, Science has made yet another startling discovery, and something tells me … Continue reading
The last time I sat down to post something on our clap-trap hobo parlor of a time-wasting website, 20 children in Connecticut were very much alive and looking forward to the holiday treats that Santa Claus had in store for … Continue reading
‘Tis the season of light and love. Miracles abound during the holidays, and today…this bleak and soulless Monday, I have news that will literally change the way you suffer, forever. With the party and palm pressing season in full … Continue reading