If I haven’t reminded you lately, I have the greatest readers in the world! In addition to indulging my drunken buffoonery, terrible ideas, and shoddy schemes, grouchymuffin readers often think of me when they come across bizarre sh*t, and aren’t afraid to send it in. … Continue reading
Folks, mark today in your books, it’s a glorious occasion. Today is the day I introduce you to what is hands down the greatest food, let alone breakfast offering in the history of taste buds. Say hello to Chica Chocolatina’s CHURRO … Continue reading
Outrageously Flavored Vodka, booze-soaked tampons and the freedom flask. All of these bizarre alcohol stories have been covered on our clap-trap hobo parlor of a website. But today, I come to you with a spirited tale of a new spirit that just might … Continue reading
There’s a chill in the air and a spring in my step. Today is October the first, the “official” start of the Halloween season! If you’re like me, there’s no such thing as only celebrating Halloween for a measly 31 Days. The … Continue reading
Some mornings, the internets are brimming with pure gold, this is one of those days. Last night, while all of you were sleeping and or drunk, the fates dealt us a solid. Hillary Clinton, modern-day feminist icon and most powerful woman in … Continue reading
I’ll bet you didn’t know, but STD’s among the elderly is a nationwide issue. Thanks to boner enhancing advances in modern medicine (and better health,) old folks are gettin’ it on more often and with more partners, one problem: they’ve been … Continue reading
One post, two items. Which is disgusting and which is delicious? YOU DECIDE! First up, Meet Thomas Mills… Thomas Mills is 74 years young and was booked the other day on prostitution charges in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Seems Pepaw was … Continue reading
Angry Baby’s great-granny is taking this whole 2012 thing seriously. I’d write all about what a crack-pot she was if she wasn’t in my family, but seeing as she is, we’ll just call her eccentric. She’s addicted to the APOCALYPSE shows … Continue reading
The fear of potentially losing Hostess and their myriad of calorie-laden delights is bummin’ me out. I need a little candy to make it all better, EYE-CANDY, that is! Youth of today, as you can see…we really had it all in … Continue reading
The following is quite possibly my favorite MGM cartoon, ever. Please enjoy this treat from me to you. I love you all (even those of you reading this in your underwear.) Merry Christmas, Xmas, Happy Hanukkah, Good Yule, Happy Kwanzaa, anyway … Continue reading