Fudge You, Cancer

Seeing as this lazy woman’s crusade to charter the seas of sheer nonsense has been around for over half of a decade, there are certain patterns that show themselves. One being that when yours truly, AKA Cribsy, is gone for … Continue reading

Roasted Brussels Sprouts Taste Like All of Your Dreams Coming True

I can’t stand Brussels Sprouts. Matter of fact, they are a “drop dead” food, meaning that even if the sweetest Nana in the world made me a plate of them, my response would be, “drop dead, I’m not eating that … Continue reading

Corey Feldman Made a Music Video (And Obviously, It’s Terrible)

If there’s one thing I’m great at, it’s finding horrible crap on the internet. I realize by admitting this, that I’m proving one can brag about anything…but I rule at sourcing dumb stuff. That’s why I’m disappointed that it’s taken me almost a … Continue reading

A White Trash Valentine To YOU

If I haven’t reminded you lately, I have the greatest readers in the world! In addition to indulging my drunken buffoonery, terrible ideas, and shoddy schemes, grouchymuffin readers often think of me when they come across bizarre sh*t, and aren’t afraid to send it in. … Continue reading

These Churro Waffles Will Make Your Cinnamon Buns Massive

  Folks, mark today in your books, it’s a glorious occasion. Today is the day I introduce you to what is hands down the greatest food, let alone breakfast offering in the history of taste buds. Say hello to Chica Chocolatina’s CHURRO … Continue reading

Pour Some (Fermented) Sugar on Me

Outrageously Flavored Vodka, booze-soaked tampons and the freedom flask. All of these bizarre alcohol stories have been covered on our clap-trap hobo parlor of a website. But today, I come to you with a spirited tale of a new spirit that just might … Continue reading

Cribsy’s Halloween Shopping Primer

There’s a chill in the air and a spring in my step. Today is October the first, the “official” start of the Halloween season! If you’re like me, there’s no such thing as only celebrating Halloween for a measly 31 Days. The … Continue reading

Hillary Clinton Dances Just Like You’d Imagine

Some mornings, the internets are brimming with pure gold, this is one of those days. Last night, while all of you were sleeping and or drunk, the fates dealt us a solid. Hillary Clinton, modern-day feminist icon and most powerful woman in … Continue reading

Foxy Senior Citizens of the World, this one’s for YOU!

I’ll bet you didn’t know, but STD’s among the elderly is a nationwide issue. Thanks to boner enhancing advances in modern medicine (and better health,) old folks are gettin’ it on more often and with more partners, one problem: they’ve been … Continue reading