We Tried It: Hot Dog Stuffed Pizza

Lover Fo’ Life is home from his business trip abroad and is safely back in the states. While away, he informed me that Dominos Scotland had a knock-off of Pizza Hut’s infamous Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza. The very one … Continue reading

18 Hilarious Food Name Fails

Get a load of these unfortunately named foodstuffs!   And my favorite, the winner for truth in advertising: Regardless of the terrible titles, I’d still hit 99% of them. What can I say, snacks is snacks, amirite? via … Continue reading

Snakes In A Cab (Alternate Title: The Biggest Jerk EVER)

New York Cab driver/ Stunt Queen Jimmy Failla has a new book out all about his adventures driving a cab. To promote the release, and slither into our collective conscience, he decided to pull one low-down, no-good, sh*tty sh*tty, prank. Jimmy … Continue reading

Say Hello To P3 AKA Lunchables for Adults

If you were born post-1975, there’s a pretty good chance that your parents threw a couple of Lunchables your way while you were growing up. In 1988 Oscar Mayer introduced them as a way to sell more bologna (not a … Continue reading

They’re Bringing Back CRYSTAL PEPSI (Children of the 90’s Rejoice!)

Crystal Pepsi, AKA clear liquid nectar of the GODS, was introduced to the American Marketplace in late 1992. The crisp beverage had a wealth of marketing and advertising bucks behind it. Unfortunately, the color-free drink was ahead of its time, … Continue reading

Shart Attack: Butterfly Body Liners

Gather ’round and let your old pal Cribsy forever ruin the word, “butterfly.” If you happen to glance through the latest issue of Martha Stewart Living, you’ll find an advertisement in the magazine for Butterfly body liners. At first, you … Continue reading

Farterland: German Cows Blow Up Barn With Flatulence

When “ripping one,” rips buildings apart. A farmer in the town of Rasdorf, Germany got a stinky shock when the methane gas produced by his 90 dairy cows blew the roof off his farm shed. The fart attack was caused … Continue reading

Bike Accident Leaves Man With a 7-Week Stiffy

A 22-year-old man from Ireland got more than he bargained for on a routine bike ride, he had an accident. Makes sense, because there’s always a risk of collision in any moving vehicular situation. However, the side effect of his … Continue reading

Get a Load of These Gross Salads

Ah January! It’s the time of the year when most of us decide to detox and return to a healthier, less crap-filled diet, and ramp up the (GASP!) physical activity. Oh sure, 99% of everyone will quit that sh*t in … Continue reading

Toy Rant: Color Wonder Fingerpaints

Being a parent means doing a lot of gross stuff you don’t want to do. From pretending to be a decent person, and cleaning up gummy grime off of every surface she comes in contact with, to having a personal … Continue reading