Fast food chain A&W has decided to blaze a hairy trail in advertising. In a revolutionary/revolting move, they have begun advertising on BEARDS. Got a face full of long, luscious, hair? Shimmy on over to the good folks at A&W … Continue reading
Say there pretty babies, have you sometimes found yourself wishing you had more than one fast food offered seasonal pig snout and yoga mat sandwich? Forgive me, let me restate the question. Ever hoped there were MORE McRIBS in this world? Yeah, me neither. … Continue reading
Last year Lay’s potato chips launched the “Do Us a Flavor,” contest where they solicited the nation’s best new chip flavor ideas. The prize was one million dollars or a percentage of the first year of the winning chip flavor sales (whichever … Continue reading
If there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s that wasps are the d*cks of the insect world. Anyone whose been unlucky enough to feel the business end of a wasp’s stinger knows that you don’t want to screw … Continue reading
When it comes to leftover cereal milk, there are two types of people in this world: 1. People who savor the flavor of the cereal marinated milk, and slurp it up. OR 2. People who find it disgusting, and pour … Continue reading
Greetings sickos! No doubt my HEADLINE OF THE YEAR reeled you in! Here’s a clip from the Steve Harvey show that features a steaming hot lady named Christina who gets things going in her moan zone by looking at food on … Continue reading
When I was a kid, a favorite school activity of mine was reading and interpreting graffiti in the girl’s restroom. Usually, it involved one of two things: 1. Calling out a specific individual for past indiscretions: “Renee is a skank who doesn’t … Continue reading
The world’s most glamorous and experienced Professional “Ladies of the Evening,” the Fokkens twins, are hanging up their hooker boots and retiring, at the tender age of 70. They have been selling sex for 50 years each, a combined 100 years … Continue reading
When Taco Bell, America’s favorite diarrhea factory, released the Doritos Locos Taco last year, the world rejoiced. The nuclear orange shell proved irresistible to consumers, it was an instant hit and millions of us were left with “cheese stains” on our fingertips. … Continue reading
New Jersey, the garden state and our nation’s go to place for overtanned gaudy baboons, has a new reason for the rest of us to avoid their beloved state. This mojo right here: What you’re looking at is a mystery … Continue reading