Look No Further, I’ve Got The Official Soundtrack to Summer

Last week, I was lucky enough to score a copy of Daft Punk’s latest Album, Random Access Memories.   For those of you not hip to the jive, Daft Punk is a French Electronic Duo responsible for pretty much every hook … Continue reading

Cereal Mascots Looking Like Serial Creeps

Have you ever thought about what cartoon cereal mascots would look like in real life? Artist Guillermo Fajardo answered the question for you. The Lima, Peru based visionary decided to take his beloved childhood cartoon cereal friends and re-imagine them as realistic … Continue reading

Say HOWDY to Our NEWEST Writer: Tater Peelin’ Mama!

It’s a new season, y’all! Saturday, marked the return of Autumn, and what better way to celebrate than with the DEBUT article from our NEWEST guest-poster. Meet Tater Peelin’ Mama! Tater is one smart Mammy. In addition to being supremely … Continue reading

Invasion of the Alien Cannibal Killer Shrimp

Coming soon, to a gulf near you it’s the Alien Cannibal Killer GIANT Shrimp! The Asian Tiger Shrimp AKA star of my culinary fantasies, are INVADING the US!!! Fishermen and Shrimpers are pulling them out of the gulf of Mexico at an alarming … Continue reading

Art Attack on a Plate! Alternate Title: Extreme Lunch!

Happy Tues-the-Extreme Day, my darlings! Yesterday I closed on the house, and this afternoon Angry Baby and I will take our first dip in our NEW POOL! I’m extremely excited and am beaming like a big ol’ ball of sunshine. … Continue reading

Check Out These Hose (Not What it Sounds Like!)

One of the greatest things about being a man is, men aren’t forced to wear pantyhose in a business professional environment. Before I was able to con the universe into letting me be a writer, yours truly was a successful business … Continue reading

Seize the Death

Death waits for you, and that’s final. How’s that for an opening line, pretty bleak, huh? I never really considered or cared about my mortality until Angry Baby came into the picture. Yeah, I knew Death and Taxes were certain, … Continue reading

Gimmie Gimmie, I Need: The Split Decision Pie Pan!

People around the world are collectively dancing thanks to a wonderful feat of modern science available for purchase from the Spoon Sisters. Ladies and Gentleman, I give you: THE SPLIT DECISION PIE PAN! You might as well call this work of … Continue reading

Nirvana’s Smells like Teen Spirit as performed by Dueling Cellos

Let’s start our day with a little culture! 2 Cellos is a duo of cello-playing dudes who will RAWK your face off. Pretty sweet, huh? Happy Tues-the-Extreme Day, Errbody! Now, go out there and GET IT GURL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -The Crib Keeper … Continue reading