GrouchyMuffin http://grouchymuffin.com Tales from the Snark Side! Sat, 18 May 2013 01:04:35 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Introducing, The BEARDBOARD http://grouchymuffin.com/2013/05/17/introducing-the-beardboard/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=introducing-the-beardboard http://grouchymuffin.com/2013/05/17/introducing-the-beardboard/#comments Fri, 17 May 2013 15:39:47 +0000 The Crib Keeper http://grouchymuffin.com/?p=18102

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Fast food chain A&W has decided to blaze a hairy trail in advertising. In a revolutionary/revolting move, they have begun advertising on BEARDS. Got a face full of long, luscious, hair? Shimmy on over to the good folks at A&W … Continue reading →

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Princesses! What a bunch of whiny sluts. Amirite, folks!? The disproportionate wealth, the opulent surroundings, and all that f*cking satin. They’re just awful. Of course, because we live in an entitled culture that teaches our girls to be demanding divas … Continue reading →

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“What are you doing back there?” Thirty-two years in and it’s shocking just how many times I’ve been asked this by a female. It’s typically something you don’t ever want to hear. The best answer is “I don’t know” and … Continue reading →

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Say there pretty babies, have you sometimes found yourself wishing you had more than one fast food offered seasonal pig snout and yoga mat sandwich? Forgive me, let me restate the question. Ever hoped there were MORE McRIBS in this world? Yeah, me neither. … Continue reading →

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]]> http://grouchymuffin.com/2013/05/15/burger-king-is-introducing-their-version-of-the-mcrib-the-bk-king-kill-it-with-fire/feed/ 4 13 Hilarious Kid Notes and Artwork http://grouchymuffin.com/2013/05/15/13-hilarious-kid-notes-and-artwork/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=13-hilarious-kid-notes-and-artwork http://grouchymuffin.com/2013/05/15/13-hilarious-kid-notes-and-artwork/#comments Wed, 15 May 2013 13:34:44 +0000 The Crib Keeper http://grouchymuffin.com/?p=18021

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When my little sister was in 1st grade, she was given an assignment to draw her rendition of the First Thanksgiving. She drew a masterpiece titled, “The Thanksgiving Bar.” It was a bar with a couple of pilgrims bellied up … Continue reading →

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What’s the strangest way you deal with stress? No, I’m not talking about binge eating, drowning your sorrows in booze, or ingesting hoards of magic mushrooms, those are all fairly conventional ways humanity copes with stressful situations. No, I want to … Continue reading →

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My weekend began awash in toddler vomit and ended with me hate-watching The “Celebrity” Apprentice. Lover fo’ Life spent the majority of the weekend burrowed under the covers stewing in his own sick sweat, po’ baby. To say Monday is a welcome change from the … Continue reading →

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Sunday is Mother’s Day, the one day of the year we thank the Jackals that gave birth to us. While most of the year you ungrateful brats give your mom nothing more than gum smacks and eye-rolls, Mother’s Day is the time when we actually … Continue reading →

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]]> http://grouchymuffin.com/2013/05/10/tell-mom-shes-a-drunk-in-one-cliche-gift/feed/ 3 Now Open For Real: A Bluth Frozen Banana Stand (Because there’s always money in the Banana Stand!) http://grouchymuffin.com/2013/05/08/theres-always-money-in-the-banana-stand/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=theres-always-money-in-the-banana-stand http://grouchymuffin.com/2013/05/08/theres-always-money-in-the-banana-stand/#comments Wed, 08 May 2013 20:51:21 +0000 The Crib Keeper http://grouchymuffin.com/?p=17919

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Arrested Development’s Bluth Family once commanded an entire real estate empire. However, as every fan of the soon to be back sitcom knows, they almost lost it all through shady deals and illegal doings. The humble beginnings for the wealthy … Continue reading →

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Last year Lay’s potato chips launched the “Do Us a Flavor,” contest where they solicited the nation’s best new chip flavor ideas. The prize was one million dollars or a percentage of the first year of the winning chip flavor sales (whichever … Continue reading →

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