GIMMIE GIMMIE, I NEED: The Jaws Crib

What happens when you’re a new parent and best friends with a set designer who has worked with Lady Gaga and has his own twisted toyline: Toxic Teddies ? You end up with the most kickass crib, ever. Sculptor and all around … Continue reading

Ghostbusters Donuts (Alternate Title: Crap, Now I Have To Find A Krispy Kreme)

Happy friday kids! Well, we’ve made it through another week, seems like each one is getting a little easier here. Tomorrow marks 7 days since Mom’s funeral, and today my Dad is coming up to spend the day with Angry Baby while … Continue reading

Finally, Some Good News

Greetings, dearest readers. When we last met, I was on my way to my mother’s funeral, poised to deliver the Eulogy. Today, I come to you as a newly-minted, fully realized adult. My family and I survived the day, and while I’m … Continue reading

So It’s Come To This: Cotton Candy Flavored Grapes

My mother died peacefully in her sleep Monday night. I’m not ready to blog about it, but rest assured that I’ll address it fully when I’m able. Currently, my life is awash in tears, hugs, laughter, and an overwhelming amount of love and … Continue reading

Gimmie Gimmie, I Need: The 99 Beer Pack

Happy Labor day weekend AKA the death spasm of Summer 2014! These next few days are your last chance to “live it up Summer style,” because that cool slut fall is on her glorious pumpkin-festooned way. Luckily, Austin Beerworks has … Continue reading

Finally, A Three-Way Your Nana Will Approve Of (Alternate Title: SHIRT OF LIES)

Howdy strangers! It’s been a dog’s age since I decided to churn out the ha-has at this ramshackled joke shanty. The truth of the matter is, years of summertime dicking around has left my work ethic at a near zero … Continue reading

Scooby Doo Meets Horror’s Most Famous Psychopaths

Artist Travis Falligant aka IBTrav is a pop culture connoisseur with an incredible talent for recreating greatness. His works range from 80’s and early 90’s triumphs:   To current cuties:     One of his more recent projects involved the familiar … Continue reading

Ninja Hairclip is Actually 7 Different Survival Tools

Gather ’round, ladies. Your old pal Cribsy is about to turn you on to the best less than ten bucks you’ll ever spend. Say hello to the Leatherdos, an unassuming barrette that just might save your life.  Yaacov Goldman, has created a … Continue reading

Precious Re-Imagined Movie Posters

Olaf Cuadras has a knack for digital design. His cartoon-like minimalist style has been sought out for posters by multiple musical acts like Bon Iver, Wilco, Death Cab for Cutie, and a metric ton of other bands that the cashier … Continue reading

Chocolate Covered Twinkies: Hostess To Bring Back Chocodiles

Back in 2012, snack food stalwart Hostess went belly up, and all of their delights temporarily left grocery shelves. Twinkie Crisis ’12 was thoroughly chronicled on this very site. Mercifully, the Hostess brand was purchased and a few months later their iconic treats were … Continue reading