Look No Further, I’ve Got The Official Soundtrack to Summer

Do YOU like Pina coladas?

Last week, I was lucky enough to score a copy of Daft Punk’s latest Album, Random Access Memories.   For those of you not hip to the jive, Daft Punk is a French Electronic Duo responsible for pretty much every hook … Continue reading

Now Open For Real: A Bluth Frozen Banana Stand (Because there’s always money in the Banana Stand!)

Where's Mr. Bananagrabber when you need him.

Arrested Development’s Bluth Family once commanded an entire real estate empire. However, as every fan of the soon to be back sitcom knows, they almost lost it all through shady deals and illegal doings. The humble beginnings for the wealthy … Continue reading

Whataburger Ketchup With a Side of Vanilla Ice

Word to your Brother

People, yesterday in my world was one for the books. I got two major announcements involving two of my obsessions, Whataburger Ketchup and Vanilla Ice. If you’ve ever been to a Whataburger, you know the ketchup they serve is the greatest … Continue reading

Fine Art Has Never Been More Hilarious

Never too much Stefon.

Pinkies up, y’all! We’re about to get some culture and class delivered hot n’ fresh by the Art World.   Los Angeles based Gallery 1988, is the go-to place for the latest in pop cultural art pieces. From Arrested Development … Continue reading

Beverly Hills Teens, a Primer (My Apologies to L4L)

My Hero.

Dear L4L, Hey there pretty baby. You and I were just chatting on our cellular telephones to one another, and I told you I was going to write about the Most Hilarious Bank Teller in the WORLD. Well, after our conversation … Continue reading

The Red Solo Cup Went and Got Fancied Up

Gurl, please.

Toby Keith is a true ‘MERICAN terrorist hero. His ear-murdering odes to flopping around in the mud and dating your cousin have earned him a mountain of cash. Coincidentally, the dittys have also lodged in the brain of anyone with the … Continue reading

Nicolas Cage + Crystal Pepsi =The Most Glamorous Jacket in the World

Drink it in.

Last night while you slept the sleep of the righteous, you were being righteously screwed over. The world’s most exquisite, beautiful and PERFECT Jacket was sold for $199.99 on eBay. For its description the seller, jacobwrf (more like, jacobWTF) wrote: “This is … Continue reading

If You Only See ONE MOVIE This Year…

Groovy.

Make sure you see Maximum Conviction, starring the greatest actor of our time, Steven Seagal. In addition to being a wine guru and a master of Martial Arts, the beautiful Buddhist is also a major movie star who was lucky enough to be married … Continue reading

Superheroes Are Just Like US!

Pick it!

Michelangelo, DaVinci, Picasso, Monet….up until this morning all were considered historically great Artists. But after being exposed to TRUE ART earlier today, I’m here to proclaim that those d*ckbags no longer matter. Artist Greg Guillemin has a series of illustrations entitled: Secret Hero Life. … Continue reading