Look No Further, I’ve Got The Official Soundtrack to Summer

Last week, I was lucky enough to score a copy of Daft Punk’s latest Album, Random Access Memories.   For those of you not hip to the jive, Daft Punk is a French Electronic Duo responsible for pretty much every hook … Continue reading

If You Only See ONE MOVIE This Year…

Groovy.

Make sure you see Maximum Conviction, starring the greatest actor of our time, Steven Seagal. In addition to being a wine guru and a master of Martial Arts, the beautiful Buddhist is also a major movie star who was lucky enough to be married … Continue reading

Diane Sawyer is My Homegirl

Election night, I was instructed by a friend to watch ABC’s coverage, her directive was simple: “Turn to ABC, Diane Sawyer is drunk as a skunk.” I obliged and am SO glad I did! America was treated to the sassy and sizzlin’ … Continue reading

Pumpktris: The Completely Playable Tetris Pumpkin

Nathan Pryor is going places. In addition to being a programmer by trade, he’s  a brilliant fabricator of anything he dang well pleases. Give this man the proper tools, and he’ll figure out how to make magic happen. Nathan’s latest creation … Continue reading

Pour Some (Fermented) Sugar on Me

Outrageously Flavored Vodka, booze-soaked tampons and the freedom flask. All of these bizarre alcohol stories have been covered on our clap-trap hobo parlor of a website. But today, I come to you with a spirited tale of a new spirit that just might … Continue reading

From Toy to Reality: Hot Wheels Double Loop Dare

Tanner Foust and Greg Tracy made history June 30th. Matter of fact, they set a world record. I encourage every child who ever played with Hot Wheels track sets to watch this jaw-dropping wonder of science, skill, and insanity. Kudos to … Continue reading

Art Attack on a Plate! Alternate Title: Extreme Lunch!

Happy Tues-the-Extreme Day, my darlings! Yesterday I closed on the house, and this afternoon Angry Baby and I will take our first dip in our NEW POOL! I’m extremely excited and am beaming like a big ol’ ball of sunshine. … Continue reading

Eggs Too Awesome To Hide

Chances are a crap load of you are dyeing easter eggs today. Why? Because the Easter bunny is a cheap a-hole. What kind of childhood magical figure shows up at your house and requires you provide your own hardboiled eggs? This bush-league … Continue reading

Bear and Lion Fight Over Elderly Man (Happy Monday!)

69-year-old Robert Biggs is a mountain hiking enthusiast from Paradise, California. He lives and loves to go on long hikes. Work it Pepaw! Last Monday, Robert had the GREATEST Monday in the history of ever. Seems our fit and active … Continue reading